Thursday, August 26, 2010

MV: Imagine Me and You

2005 - Imagine Me and You

Rachel and Heck, long time friends and lovers, finally tie the knot, and during the celebration, Rachel starts a friendship with their florist, Luce. And while Rachel originally intended to match her new friend, Luce, up with her husband's friend, Cooper, she soon finds out that Luce is a lesbian. During the course of their friendship, Rachel starts to question her own sexuality. And though she comes to realize she may have feelings for her new friend, Rachel must decide who she will ultimately find the most happiness with: Heck, her new husband who is also adored by her family, or Luce, who has turned her life and everything she thought she new about love upside down

Can you do me a bunch that says that?
  • bunch: a group of cut flowers that you hold together or that someone has tied together
Oh, God, will somebody please put a gag on my daughter?
  • gag: to tie a piece of cloth over someone’s mouth so that they cannot speak or make a noise
You look like a meringue.
  • meringue: a sweet food made from a mixture of sugar and egg whites, very fluffy
What happens when an unstoppable force meets a immovable object?
  • immovable: not able to move
I got a vibe that she likes me.
  • vibe: short for 'vibration' meaning a feeling
Please keep your arms by your side. It's like dancing with a gibbon.
  • gibbon: a large monkey with long arms
I've just met a cracking filly...
  • cracking filly: {British slang} beautiful woman
But Heck and I were mates and then lovers.
  • mates: friends [British]
Okay, baby, now you got to glare, give out the red eye.
  • glare: to look at someone or something in a very angry way
  • red eye: evil eye [British]
Brown leather chesterfield, brass stud slightly distressed condition at £90.
  • chesterfield: a large sofa, often covered with leather
  • distressed: a distressed fabric or surface has been deliberately made to look old
Who knows why? Past life, physiognomy.
  • physiognomy: the way that someone’s face looks
  • bollocks: used for showing that you are annoyed or that you do not agree with something
Shite. Quitting.
  • shite: shit [British pronunciation]
It is, sweetheart. It's atrocious.
  • atrocious: very bad in quality
Well, Coop wants to play strip poker or strip Cooper...
  • strip poker: a card game in which a player who loses must take off some of their clothes
Why, 'cause I don't want to shag you?
  • shag: to make love to
What, you didn't twig?
  • twig: [British] to realize something
She's not just heterosexual.
  • heterosexual: sexually attracted to the opposite sex
Are you stalking us?
  • to stalk: to follow and watch someone all the time in a threatening way, because of an extremely strong interest in them
That man's an arse.
  • arse = [British] ass
He cheats on her like a nutter.
  • nutter: [British] an insulting word for someone who you think is crazy
But you take the plunge anyway.
  • take the plunge: to finally do something important, difficult, or dangerous after thinking about it
Yeah, it's Terri from the vid shop.
  • vid shop: short for 'video store'
It's degrading.
  • degrading: causing you to have less respect for yourself or for someone else
But keep your eyes peeled, and if you spot anyone, you think...
  • eyes peeled: to keep looking for someone or something that you hope to find
Okay, next, broaden your diaphragm.
  • broaden: to make wider
Okay, well, let me just factor that into the computer and crunch some numbers.
  • crunch some numbers: if you crunch numbers, you do a lot of calculations
My boy, for that, you get a bonus as big as my knob.
  • knob: {slang} end of man's penis
Well, screw your bonus.
  • screw: used for expressing your anger
  • bonus: extra money that you are paid in addition to your usual salary
Cooper. That trollop. He'd shag an open wound.
  • trollop: an insulting word for a woman whose sexual behaviour is considered to be immoral
- somewhat akin to the turkey baster.
  • turkey baster: long tube used to coat meat with its own juices
You're a wanker, Number 9!
  • wanker: [British] a stupid or unpleasant person

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